I love the way she just doesn't give a shit about what she says and she's so clever. She even takes the piss out of her self and I love that.
I think everyone knows that she has had alot of plastic surgery but shes so open about it.
She went from this
She's one of them people that I just laugh at anything she says... Love people like that :)
Heres some of my favourite videos of hers & quotes that I love. Enjoy!
Live at the Apollo Part 1
Live at the Apollo Part 2
Live at the Apollo Part 3
Just For Laughs
Special Part 1
Special Part 2
Special Part 3
Boy George is all England needs - another Queen who can't dress.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, "Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep."
I knew that I was an unwanted child when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio.
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now... once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the free way at the time.
Gay marriage - I am so against it because all my gay friends are out. And if they get married it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husbands.
(About Madonna): She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes - she's a tramp.
She has a documentary out too heres the video for it
I actually loved it. Mad seeing her being serious and not funny all the time..